Author Archives: Kip Hanson

To Do List

January 28, 2010

Clean out desk at work, hand in resignation letter, bring good suit to dry cleaner.

Wash dog and bring to kennel, drop cat at Mrs. Johnson’s, water plants, feed fish.

Balance checkbook, make house payment, suspend utilities.

Bring flowers to Dad’s grave, stop on way home to fill gas tank, buy new garden hose and roll of duct tape at hardware store.

Write letter to Mom, change insurance beneficiary from ex-wife to sister, update will and mail to Frank.

Unplug garage door opener, block service door with toolbox, insert hose in exhaust pipe, place other end in rear window, seal with duct tape, start the car and get in – half an hour should do it.


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Think About It

January 8, 2010

Hey you guys, think about it.

All these social-networking sites – Facebook, LinkedIn, MySpace, Orkut, Qzone, Classmates, Twitter – are all part of an alien conspiracy.

They will round us up, group us by social-networking site, and perform social experiments on us.

We must stop it, before it’s too late.

No, I am not paranoid.

Oh crap, there’s something knocking at the door.


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